how bitchy can you get?

1. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
2. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
3. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
4. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
5. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
6. All things being equal, you lose.
7. If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
8. I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
9. Smile... Tomorrow will be worse.
10. It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
11. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
13. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
14. Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.
15. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
16. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
17. This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
18. If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
19. A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
20. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
21. I need not suffer in silence when I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
22. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
23. Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
24. Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.
25. I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
26. I'd like to help you out; which way did you come in?
27. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
28. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. This wasn't it.
29. From the moment I picked your book up to the moment I set it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend to read it.
30. I don't care who you are, what you drive, or where you'd rather be.
31. I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.
32. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
33. I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
34. Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
35. It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail in the process.
36. You may pretend to dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.
37. Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
38. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
39. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
40. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
41. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
42. I'm not your type; I'm not inflatable.
43. Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine.
44. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
45. Aww, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
46. You look like shit. Is that in style now?
47. Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
48. I don't have an attitude problem, it's supposed to be this way.
49. It's not that I'm antisocial, I'm just not friendly.
50. Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting.
51. I'm sorry, do I resemble your therapist?
52. I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.
53. I don't care where you go, as long as you get lost.
54. It is just you.
55. I heard you, and so what if the world's ending at noon today, I can't chat with
you until tomorrow.
56. I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
57. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
58. You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.
59. If I throw a stick, will you go away?
60. I didn't know regurgitated spam could talk.
61. If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose."
62. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
63. A mind is a terrible thing to waste; I'm glad they didn't waste one on you.
64. Next time you get the urge to think...don't.
65. I'm not antisocial. I just don't like people.
66. Would you kindly shut your noise hole.
67. You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species.
68. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.
69. It's not that I wish any harm to the guy, I'm just saying I could happily sit by while someone knocks his head off.
70. It's people like you who make the Internet all but impossible to trust.
71. Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
72. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
73. Well, I was nearly killed three times, fell off a bridge and broke my jaw.�How was your day?
74. On your way down the banister of life, may your ass collect tons of splinters.
75. Are you renting the space in your head? It could be profitable.
76. I'm sorry.. Am I poking holes in your self-esteem bucket?
77. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
78. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
79. I wonder what life would have been like if you had had enough oxygen at birth.
80. Whatever it is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

Finally, I'm officially enrolled!

Finally, I'm officially enrolled! Yeah baby, yeah!

BUT the bad news is, I have classes on Saturdays (9-12)! That's the schedule of the newly opened section for IE 28. And guess what?! Maam KPST is not our professor and our class is not on Comp Lab! Can you imagine that? That's the only IE 28 class without computers! Well, we can't do anything about it. I guess I'm just not lucky this sem.

Anyways, because I have classes on Saturdays, I just canceled my CWTS class on Wednesdays. Who would want to go to school 6 days a week? Oh come on, give me a break.

Anyways, I like my teachers this sem, though I haven't met my IE 28 prof who goes by the name Federico Jose Rodriguez. Do you guys know him? I just hope he is maawain, mahabagin, and has a malambot na puso.

Speaking of professors, my Econ 100.1 prof is none other than Mareng Winnie Monsod. I like her. Everytime she speaks I feel like I'm just watching Debate with Mare and Pare. lol.

That's all for now. I just want the world to know that I'm already enrolled. LGIO!

King Tut's remains unveiled for the first time

The mummified remains of King Tut were publicly shown in Egypt on Sunday for the first time in 3,000 years. The boy king’s body is now displayed to all the hundreds of tourists that visit his tomb in Luxor every day.

Do you ever wonder what he really looks like? :D Is he hot or not? lol :p

on passing IE 27, being a book worm, and a lot more

First off, i would like everybody to know that i passed IE 27! Thank You, Lord! I was asking for a 3, but You gave me higher. You are so good to me, and I'm thanking You for that. :D

Anyway, for those who don't know what IE 27 is, let me give you a short description of this course: IE 27 or Probability and Statistics for Industrial Engineering: Applications of logic & probability in industrial engineering; random variables & their functions, descriptive statistics, discrete & continuous probability distributions & their applications. Sampling theory. Estimation & tests of hypotheses.

IE 27 is probably the hardest subject among 3rd year IE students in UP during the first term. Statistics shows that only 1/3 of the batch passes, while the remaining 2/3 either fails or drops the course. What's actually so scary about it is the fact that once you fail, you are already delayed for 1 year. Sad, but true. That's why i swore to God before that I wouldn't fail this. I also made a promise to myself that I would study very, very hard for me to pass it. And I'm glad I just did. :D

But that doesn't mean i have to bid adieu to random variables and probability theorems. So not. I still have to take IE 28 which is much, much harder than 27. Actually, I'm already scared now. Haha. But I know God is with me, and He'll help me with it.

Anyway, sembreak seems to be a little boring for me. I should have not removed Ragnarok from my pc. I'm planning to come back especially now that it's free. Yep, you heard it right. Ragnarok Online is now FREE to PLAY. I tried downloading the whole client through Limewire but SKYdsl is pretty slow. What pain in the ass! Argh. I'll just have to find a cd installer next week.

Last Sunday we went to Gateway to find some Beverly Cleary books but we ended up buying Jean Ure's "Pumpkin Pie" & "Skinny Melon and Me", and Chloe Rayban's "Drama Queen". I already finished reading the first two and will start reading "Drama Queen".

I first read "Pumpkin Pie". What made me so interested in this book is the short description of the story on the back. It says there, "This is the story of a drop-dead gorgeous girl who has long blond hair and a figure to die for... I wish! I am Pumpkin, and I am plump."

Jenny (known as Pumpkin at home) is plump and this does not overly bother her until she and best friend Saffy decide to join a drama club. There she is teased by some unpleasant girls, and when an over-the-hill actress turns up to talk to the club and makes a cruel remark about Jenny's weight, she is mortified. This has the effect of making her binge eat more, encouraged by her chef father who is also a foodie. After Pumpkin has her picture taken for use on a book cover, she and Saffy discover the book is about a fat girl with learning difficulties. She is so horrified that this triggers a serious diet, with bouts of making herself sick when she has to eat. She is good at hiding the weight loss, but bulimia threatens, or even anorexia, and she becomes difficult. She and Saffy fall out, and in the midst of her misery, she realises that Petal and Pip (her siblings) also have major problems. The three of them become supportive of each other for the first time, and their parents have to accept their part in their children's problems. Pumpkin learns to accept she will never be slim, but that she will control her eating and be happy with her body.

Man, I can say that I can relate. Weight is also my problem, just like Pumpkin. Just like her, I lose my self esteem sometimes and look at myself as an ugly, plump bitch. But then I realized, what's there to be sad about?! I mean, come on, nobody's perfect, and if I'm not like this then everyone would be jealous of me! Just kidding! :D

I'm learning to love my body now, though I still like to lose more pounds, I'm beginning to accept the reality. That I'm like this, yeah, a bit on the plump side, but who cares? I'm beautiful (yuck), I can wear what I like to wear, and I can pull off clothes fashionably. And oh, bigger means there's more to love. There's more to explore, and more to adore. What's to be sad about?

But then, I still love to shed some baggages. Haha!!


I started reading "Skinny Melon and Me" last night and I just couldn't stop reading. The story is not actually about Skinny Melon, but Cherry (the "me" in the title, lol). The title is a little misleading, since the story focuses more on Cherry's relationship with her family than on her friendship with Skinny Melon.

The story is about the British 11-year-old Cherry Waterton who is keeping a diary -- not because she wants to, but because her teacher tells her it will "clear out her cupboard." Cherry's cupboard is rather full these days: she's angry about her mother's marriage to picture-book illustrator Roland Butter and disgusted that they are having a baby. Roly tries to be nice, pushing rebus letters under Cherry's door, but Mrs. Butter is writing her own letters to a friend, detailing how miserable Cherry's behavior is making her.

Cherry's diary makes an interesting counterpoint to Roly's sweet, hopeful messages and Mrs. Butter's letters, which show her as suprisingly unaware and often unsupportive of her daughter.

The story is really good. I love it. It is somehow the same as Beverly Cleary's "Dear Mr. Henshaw". (I haven't read that one, my sister just gave a glimpse of the story.) Readers, especially those who have experienced divorce and remarriage, will see something of themselves in Cherry, but parental fears and feelings will come more into focus as well.

Plus, it's really fun deciphering Roly's messages to Cherry! :D


There it is. I guess I've written a lot. I'll be back once I finished reading "Drama Queen" and tell you guys how I like it.

'Till here :D

buhbye haggardness, see yah next sem!

Finally, my first semester has officially ended. At last, after months of haggardness and exhaustion, i now have the time to sit back and relax, and forget about everything related to academics.

I guess this is my most tiring semester ever. Imagine, a load of 19 units (no GE's!), weekly exams, projects, presentations, and "god-give-me-enough-strength-to-face-these-problems" problems. Thank God I survived.

Now that the sem has ended, i'm planning to watch the whole Naruto series, and read fiction books. I had enough of Walpole and Myers, for crying out loud! Haha.

Can't think of anything more to say so i guess it's buhbye for now.
Ciao!

bago magreview ng IE 27

survey muna bago magreview sa ie 27 ;)) i believe i deserve a break

1. Best place to cry?
bed ;) para diretso tulog
2. The thing you love the most?
my hot pink ipod nano ;)
3.Tell us your dream last night
i cant remember ;))
4. Ever hate someone so bad?
yes.
5. The biggest & the most hurtful lie
you heard?
i don't remember anything ;)
6. What's the worst thing you've ever
done?
ewan haha!
7. Wanna be someone else than yourself?
yeah. beyonce ;)) i so love her!
8. Ever slap someone?
yes. arthur. sa sobrang inis :c
9. Last time u cried?
cant remember ;))
10. Biggest crush?
arthur ;)), rob thomas hehe
11. Last mall you went to?
sm centerpoint
12. Last memorable song that you've heard?
get me bodied, haha!
13. Last person who hates you?
idk. haha
14. Biggest lie you said?
madame ;p
15. What u wanna say to someone that u love?
i love you so much.
16. Who do u think is the most ambitious person u know?
secret! haha
17. What do u want to eat right now?
none. sobrang busog na ko
18. Where you at?
house.
19. Have you EVER failed a subject at
school?
gusto mo sapak?!
20. What's on your mind?
argh, idk. haha.
21. Honestly, who are you chatting online right now?
none
22. What is it that you REALLY should be doing right now?
review. but i deserve a break! haha
23. Have you brushed your teeth today?
yep. haha
24. Who are your best friends in
the world?
arthur & family
25. Who do you think is the hottest
person alive?
me!
26. Honestly, are you a good friend?
me thinks so.
27. Do you really think going to school is important?
oo naman. ;)
28. What makes you happy most of the time?
arthur! haha cheesy
29. Honestly, what makes you so sad about right now?
acads. stressful e.
30. Honestly, how old are you now?
19. woah.
31. Honestly, what song are you listening to right now?
none
32. Who do you want to meet/see at this very moment?
arthur haha keso again?!
33. Where do you like to be kissed?
ui.. wholesome ako.. bastos ba iniisip mo?! haha..
34. Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
yes. kakai&maricar. haha